I like to rest as much as possible. Who doesn't? If I can get away with just looking at what is going on around me, I will. That said, I do like to keep track of things in every room in the house. I do regular patrols.

I have made my peace with the humans. They seem to like me and keep on feeding me things like lamb and beef, which taste so good it makes my eyes water just thinking about it. I find that making googly eyes at the man when he's carving is more fruitful than scraping at the cupboards and whining. Can't think why, but that's how it is. He makes me sit before he'll give me anything, which is a minor inconvenience. But oh, the beef tastes sooo good.

We go for long walks every day. Apparently I'm a lot slimmer than most pugs, but getting stockier, which is a good thing for a bloke, I think. I like to sprint until I'm worn out. Maybe I should lie around and put some weight on instead? Let me think about that for a while.