I AM NOT AN ANIMAL, I AM A PUG

OK, so I stole a line from The Elephant Man, so what? I'm a black pug, which means I am special, and like all special beings, I call the shots, ok? So what if I'm only ten inches long and don't know how to bark yet? I'll chew your little finger off if you don't do what I say. It'll take me ten hours, but I'll do it. I really will. After I've had a nap. Honest. You'll see.