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THE TESTICLE RIPPER

That has got to hurt! But then again, how come she was able to get to grip his testicles, and pull really hard? It's one thing to stick your hands down a man's trousers, but to be able to pull hard enough to remove a testicle?

If they were in his trousers, she'd have had a hard time of it (geddit?). If they weren't, then where were they? Reckon there's more to this story than meets the eye.

And how can it have ruined his life? Unless he only had one to begin with. In which case it would really suck. Then again, he probably gets mighty nervous every time a lady puts her hands anywhere near his bits, so that's probably what he meant.

And another thing - how come the scrotum tore? Long nails, I guess. Or sharp teeth?

Ouch.

This is how the victim put it: 'Suddenly I found Amanda standing in front of me.'

The pair grappled, with her ripping off his short trousers.

'She was still on the ground and she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.'

Eeeeeeouchi! The cotton on the underpants must have given her purchase.

I hear she has lots of men writing to her in jail hoping to hook up when she gets out.

NOT!