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HANNIBAL LECTER HAS NOTHING ON THESE GUYS

You'll never laugh at a chimpanzee again.

Cripes. What an awful story.

Strange thing about it, though. Reading about his face being bitten off is like, 'shit, that's terrible', but to have a foot severed (presumably bitten/chewed off), AND your testicles, that's when it gets truly disturbing.

Maybe it's because I'm a man? Is the idea of having your face bitten off worse if you're a woman? You see in those old films where the good-for-nothing boyfriend/pimp comes to give his gal a seeing to...

'Not the face, not the face...' she pleads.

Either way, guess that's the end of their love of chimpanzees.

The story doesn't get any better, does it?

He tried to reason with them... 'Erm, do you think you should be doing that? Well, don't you think it a bit inconsiderate?

Unfortunately, they didn't speak English.

And so much for the chimp they saved from a fate worse than getting your face and balls bitten off. Where was he when the shit was going down?